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WTF! This is a Liberal Utopia!

By Thompson, Frank, B., Esq.

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Book Id: WPLBN0003468492
Format Type: Mp3 (Audio Book)
File Size: 131.53 MB.
Reproduction Date: 12/27/2014

Title: WTF! This is a Liberal Utopia!  
Author: Thompson, Frank, B., Esq.
Volume: Audio Edition
Language: English
Subject: Non Fiction, History of America, Humor and Satire
Collections: Audio Books Collection, Humor and Satire
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Publisher: Self-published
Member Page: Frank B Thompson III


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The year is 2020 when Professor Felix Schwartz, your typical, garden variety, liberal college professor, steps out in front of a Mack truck and the lights go out. Thirty years pass by, all the while Schwartz remains a walking vegetable and ward of the state. By 2050 the country has gone through some changes thanks to a dramatic shift in the makeup in the country's populace giving liberals (referred to as assclowns, moonbats, goofnads, or asshats) control over Washington. In that thirty years the country becomes the veritable paradise moonbats have long sought to create, but more resembling a third-world, banana republic where English is replaced by twenty-five variations of gang slang, no one gets beyond third grade, rioting and something resembling football with hockey sticks are the national pastimes. There is now a "Forever President," welfare moms have replaced small business, corn is the cornerstone of industry, and people drive around in either battery-powered, bubble cars, or Latino lowriders. While nonthinking, Schwartz is led around on a doggie leash, has become something called a 'pinball,' has names ranging from Vic to Dick to Bic, and spends his day bouncing around the fenced playground of a former elementary school turned asylum for the insane. One fine spring day the gate to the compound suddenly opens and Schwartz, along with a hundred or so inmates, unthinkingly escape. While walking aimlessly down a highway he is struck by another truck (an electric bus) and suddenly awakens from his long sleep. Groggy, after years on horse tranquilizers, his Pavlovian responses cause him to mistakingly eat some flies, he is noticed by passing motorists looking like a partially naked, homeless guy, who then sets off to find civilization.

What would America look like in 2050, if the liberals ultimately prevail? Pushing discourse down to the same high-sounding, muddled thinking of the geniuses on 'the left;' through vapid, touchy-feely, non-erudite, irrational conclusions and illogical, logical sounding arguments. The book the publishing houses would never let see the light of day.

The first ten minutes of Idiocracy genuinely resonated for me, a movie that depicts the stupider people taking over the world and what becomes of their triumph. The reason for the morons’ success is an absence of natural predators, an ample food supply, and a pastime where the imbeciles excel...breeding. Most I’ve talked to who confess to seeing Idiocracy have had the same general reaction: “This could honestly happen!”

Table of Contents
DEDICATION CONTENTS Note From Author Dedication Prologue Early Background Current Times A New Day Great Escape Rude Awakening Taste of Metamorphosis The Corn Field Closing Remarks Part Two Opening Dialog NMASA Headquarters Sidekick Is Back Trouble Spotted White Trash Gertrude Back in Waycross Santa Clause FEMA The TV Interview Glossary About the Author Other Books Connect with Author


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